O telemóvel ideal de Jack Bauer

Hoje, logo de manhã li um artigo engraçadíssimo que vou partilhar.
Na sequência da estreia dos novos episódios, ontem na Fox, surgiu este artigo.
Intitula-se "O que o Jack Bauer precisa num telemóvel". Está em inglês, mas dá para perceber tudo na maior:

(…) we thought it'd be a good idea to examine just how good a cellphone Jack needs on his annual "day of doom".

· Great International Roaming and Reception: Seeing as he spent the last year and a half in a Chinese prison, Jack Bauer needs a world-phone that can work anywhere. Mexico? China? A sewer where he Lost Boys the hell out of some terrorist? He needs it in all those places.

· GPS, Maps, Directions: Jack has this in his own phones, but he definitely needs it on phones he finds in cars or steals from downed terrorists. This guy only has a MOTORAZR? Better go kill some more.

· Remote Detonation: Remember when Jack Bauer detonated some bombs with a Treo 650? Yeah. He does that all the time.

· Tortureproof: If Jack can't figure out how to work a feature, he's either going to have to call Chloe (…) to tell him, or torture it until the cellphone just does what he wants.

· 100-megapixel Camera With 200x Optical Zoom: When he needs to identify one man he just killed from another man he just killed, there's no margin for error. Then again, CTU can always just "enhance" the image once it's uploaded.

· 5G Data: 3G? 4G? None of these are fast enough to grab schematics and upload the 100-megapixel pictures he takes back to CTU.

· 24+ hour talk time: Who knows how long Jack's already been using his phone when he needs to go on a United States-protecting killing spree?

So to sum it up, Jack Bauer needs a phone from the future—one that's definitely NOT the iPhone. When is he going to have time to listen to the iPod, check stocks, or use the touchscreen? Plus, who knows how well the sensors work when there's blood all over it.
by Jason Chen
Fonte: gizmodo

Para ajudar à festa no gizmodo, ainda se encontra um link para um site onde estão contabilizadas todas as mortes que o Jack provocou, é o Jack Bauer Kill Count, com imagens e vídeos.

Mais uma curiosidade. Parece que os primeiros 4 episódios da 6ª temporada já andam a circular pela net. Ainda não os vi, mas tenho alguma curiosidade.